Category Archives: Eating

What kind of person am I??

Recently I advertised a window on Trade Me because I had bought it and it was the wrong size but I don’t blame my builder friend who measured the window space at my house and measured the window at the … Continue reading

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How NOT to make money

We sold cupcakes at a market today. Wanna know how much money we made? Yeah, me too. Let’s work it out. I feel like a schoolkid with a smashed piggy bank, pouring the contents of the money bag onto the … Continue reading

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The Biggest Loser

So, I’ve started at a new school. I really wanted to be out of the classroom all day this year, but circumstances and my mortgage have conspired against me. When I left my previous school a year ago, I had … Continue reading

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Pour some sugar on me

You know how I tried the High Fat Low Carb way of eating at the end of last year? Well, as predicted, I couldn’t sustain it for more than two weeks. It was counter-intuitive for me to eat so much … Continue reading

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My Dilemma

‘Dilemma’ song – sung to the tune of Camila Cabello’s ‘Havanna’: Dilemma, ooh na-na (ay) Half of my head has a dilemma, ooh-na-na (ay, ay) Do I keep eating avocada, na-na-na When all I want is a banana (ay) There’s … Continue reading

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Eating fat to make myself thin

Me: Banting. Know what it is? You: Isn’t it the form of sewing where you quilt two pieces of fabric together with fluffy stuff in the middle? Me: I don’t even know what you’re talking about. You: Oh. I thought … Continue reading

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