Category Archives: Eating

My Dilemma

‘Dilemma’ song – sung to the tune of Camila Cabello’s ‘Havanna’: Dilemma, ooh na-na (ay) Half of my head has a dilemma, ooh-na-na (ay, ay) Do I keep eating avocada, na-na-na When all I want is a banana (ay) There’s … Continue reading

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Eating fat to make myself thin

Me: Banting. Know what it is? You: Isn’t it the form of sewing where you quilt two pieces of fabric together with fluffy stuff in the middle? Me: I don’t even know what you’re talking about. You: Oh. I thought … Continue reading

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